Calla's Fifty-Eighth Post

Something cute happened today. Maybe it happened other days too, but I didn't see it until today. This cuteness went on for a minute or so. But I only taped a few seconds.



Do you like how someone got a bathy!? I never had kitties that cleaned each other before! Is it normal for cats to do that if they didn't grow up together or if one is not the parent of the other? It makes me happy that they love each other and sad because Fuffers is eight years older than the Mama Kitty. It scares me that he will die and she will be sad. :( But she had a friend who died before, and she seems perfectly adjusted. So probably I am just projecting my own feelings about how I would be sad if someone special died onto the Mama.

So, that fictional guy we are calling "Joe." I realized that I was not giving any details as to not give away who this "Joe" fellow really is. SO, this might be hard to explain exactly how fictional he is.

Well, he had a fictional wedding. It was seriously something out of a novel. Well, I'll just tell you details because "you" doesn't exist because no one reads this blog. Well, the ceremony was in a church in the middle of nowhere in the middle of a blizzard right off of a Great Lake. And then the reception was in a town hall without running water lit mostly by candles in mason jars. Now you're asking yourself, from what time period is this fictional character, huh?

Well, so then he and his wife decided to drive around the country and they stopped in a state that shall remain nameless and decided to move there! So, they asked a waitress what a good neighborhood in which to live would be. And they looked at a house that was having an open house, and they liked it, but it was already sold :( But then they found out the person who bought it was a realitor, so this guy showed them another house. And they liked it, and they put a down payment on it. How movie is that?

So, this is the best part, Tabby looked up this town that they had moved into. . . and IT IS THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF TOWN AS THE ONE THE SAID CHARACTER WAS TRYING TO LEAVE. (see: hippies and vegan food.) So, it is just perfect that a fictional character would do that. It is so he can learn the lesson that it is not about WHERE you are, but about WHO you are. But really, it might be about where he is. He just didn't do any research before purchasing a home. Had he done any, he probably wouldn't've wanted to move there.

So, I guess his identity is blown for anyone who knows him and is reading this. Really, he is fictional! DON'T TELL HIM THOUGH. I don't want to hurt his feelings. But oh, he is so fictional.

Love,
Calla and her kitties

P.S. it takes so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so long for videos to upload on here! It didn't take so long when I uploaded those Obama ones. So I am confused. And sad. :( See, that is the frowny face of somebody sad.

Calla's Fifty-Third Post pt. 4

I'm not done with complaining about that movie yet. . . but not the entirety of this post will be dedicated to it. Only part of it will be. It will be this part. OK, so what's with the sun thing? That had NO RELEVANCE to the plot whatsoever. Additionally, most of the movie seemed pretty light. So, they introduce this concept because, the writer or the director or some other moron thought, "hey wouldn't it be cool if they call night day and day night in the future!?" No. In fact that would be a rather uncool thing to do. . . unless, of course, it furthers your story. . . which it does not. So, no.

Also, there were all these random ALMOST themes. I am calling them that because every single theme in this movie is underdeveloped. So much so, that they can't really be called themes. They are more like ALMOST themes. So, one that they attempted was about how our DNA does not define us or whatever. I forgot about this point in my original "better" list from pt. 3 because it was an closer to an ALMOST ALMOST theme than an ALMOST theme. . . and know what does that WAY better!? Guess!! JUST GUESS, because if you can't get this one right you really don't know me at all. Galactica does that a trillion times better. Seriously. It has done that better since Athena fell in love with Helo in the beginning of the first season some time. That is how good at life (and by life I obviously meant story telling) Battlestar Galactica is. (And by Battlestar Galactica I obviously meant the creators of Battlestar Galactica.)

Speaking of which, I owe you a list of things we still need to know:
1. The opera house
2. What Roslin, Hera, and company have to do with the opera house
3. Hera
4. The nature or Starbuck (though she is obviously Aurora)
5. Tigh and Caprica's love child
6. The nature of Baltar (if there is a special one.)
7. The Head Characters
8. More details about the exodus from Kobol (though those may have been deleted from the episode we just saw, cause I think they had to cut some of Anders's dialogue.)
9. More details about the Temple of Hope/Temple of the Five
10. The colony that Cavil mentioned this past episode
11. Is the colony the final resting place of our characters?
12. The Bob Dylan Song (Tori forget to ask Anders about that Frakkin song or we would know already!)
13. How the final 4 got "turned on"
14. What the heck is gonna happen to Caprica when Ellen come back next episode? (Tigh isn't gonna choose Caprica over Ellen. Not in a million years. . . considering he's been with Ellen for a few thousand!)
15. Will the cycle be broken?
16. Miracle from the Angels that Anders spoke of just before surgery.
17. What's gonna happen with the stuff Chief is putting in the ship? Probably there's more. . . This is all I got at right this minute though.

So, what else? My mom sent me a card today with $10 in it. The reason she sent this card was because she thought I might like it cause there's a kitty on the cover and the inside says "cats are people too" and I think my cats are my children. Well, so the weird part is she didn't write on the card. She just wrote a note on a separate piece of paper (which also had kitties on it) and put it in the card in case I wanted to give the card to someone else or something. She is super random sometimes.

So, speaking of kitties, I made cookies shaped like cats. I need a pastry bush super bad because it is always hard for me to ice the cookies I make. I just made them plain vanilla and chocolate that wasn't dyed with chocolate sprinkles and colored sprinkles. I didn't take any pictures of them, but I will do a re-run of my cat pictures to show you the shape. I can do that because one other time when I made cat cookies I spent an exorbitant amount of time making one look like Fuffers and one look like Mama. It was already on here once, but I'll put it on again. I'll do a guest cat to make up for it.


So, Foie Gras is evil. I protested it today and this restaurant actually signed the pledge to stop selling it!!! YAY!! Save the duckies, save the duckies, oh I love to save the duckies. That is a song I just sang in my head. It has never ever been song out loud. Probably no one will ever hear it, not even my own ears unless I sing it sometime. . . which maybe I will.

OH! I forgot to tell you a thing about the card my mom sent me. Guess who was on the outside? Abraham Lincoln!!! He was on a stamp on the envelope. That is an important fact to mention because he is one of the main subjects of this blog, as you well know by now, I'm positive.

UM, I have to tell you more about that fictional kid. But I also have to clean up the mess from the cookies in the kitchen. So I think that will be for story time tomorrow. It is really exciting. HE HAS NO IDEA HE IS FICTIONAL.

Love,
Calla and her kitties.
Guest Cat V This is the Kaylee Cat. She lives with the Fluffy Wuffy Queen Moggy and Tabby's parents. Her favorite past time is, for positive, drinking out of the sink. She will cry for you to turn it on for her!!



oh p.s. I also have to write more about dollhouse and complain a little.

Calla's Thirty-Third Post

Alright everyone,
This calls for a resurrection.

I tried really hard to resurrect it before like it was a humanoid cylon model, but to no avail. Rica finally figured out a spell for me by spying on a witch fairy who knows how to bring stuff back from the dead because this was just TOO TOO TOO TOO MUCH. . .

. . . . (which is called an ellipsis, the guy at the made up musical insists.)

So anyway, as I was typing, . . .

THE FREE CREDIT REPORT GUY IS LIP SYNCING. Or so I was told by some online answer thing when I went to figure out precisely who this amazingly talented song singer man was. And I googled, "free credit report guy." And this was the first result: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/726312

And as you can see, assuming the link works and the question is still present, the answer given by one "silverkyle" reads as follows: http://www.ericviolette.com/ his name is Eric Violette and he is French canadian he did not sing the song he was the actor the song was dubbed over.

OK, um, what? OK, so ok. . . this is NOT ok. So, I am so sad. These are like the best commercials ever. I especially love the Ren. Fair and the Biking ones. (I don't know how to spell the word which I have abbreviated as Ren. I hope you can figure it out.) I find myself wanting the CD, but now I am crushed. My dreams are shattered. I had this ideal of this great song singer man who is actually not a song singer man. It is like Milli-Vanilli. Is that how their name is spelled?

Well, that is all for now. Hopefully this blog can continue trucking along. This was bad bad news.

ove, Calla and her kitties


Also, my fuffer kitty briefly turned into a zombie and tried to eat the little pixie kitty's brains! Don't worry; we found a cure. Lightning works just like it did for Shelly Winters.

Also, my chocolate sorbet has corn syrup–– at least it is not genetically modified. It reads, "NON GM CORN SYRUP," and I can only assume this means non genetically modified because I am too lazy to look it up and therefore not just assume. Um, how gross is it that we must specify that our corn syrup is "NON GM."? I think it's gross. Corn syrup is one of the devils. Did I tell you ever? If not, I must say, you are in for a treat when I finally feel the urge surge within. (haha. URGE SURGE.)

Calla's Thirty-Second Post

I recently fell of the face of the earth. But I came back. Now I am back. Audrey has a cat. . . who's a caboose, but he's a cow! (Isn't that cute!?) OK, that is all the updates you get for now. Maybe one day soon you will get a big update about what I did when I fell off the face of the earth and how I got back onto the surface. (It was quite an adventure, I must say. . . Sombreros and Ghost Bands were involved.)

haha.


OTAY!

Love,
The crazies.

(The font is oh so large to compensate for the oh so shortness of this post.)

Calla's Twenty-Ninth Post

So, I know this kid. Let's just call him. . . hmmm. . . Joe, howabout? We're calling him that because that is the name that people use when they are trying to generalize everything and so we are calling him that to seem just as inconspicuous, not because that is his real name.

Anyway, the point of this is to say that I'm kinda sure "Joe" is a fictional character even though he appears to us in this reality. See, he doesn't do anything based on real-world logic. He'll just up and decide to make a life-altering decision without thinking about the consequences or impacts of that situation. And I know a lot of real life people do this, but he actually carries these things out and is not torn at all about them like the real life people usually are who just up and decide to make a life-altering decision. However, this decision-making process "Joe" has very much fits fictional character logic. Fictional characters are always just doing what their "hearts tell them," and expecting things to work out all honky-dory. (And then usually shortly after this decision they cease to exist because their story just stops so one can only assume that it all did turn out honky-dory.)

I have further evidence that he is fictional because of the things he says. He says these things he thinks are heartfelt and deep. These are things that, if they were said in a movie or in a book, you might say to yourself "aww," or "hmmm. . . thought provoking." But this is only because you are willing to suspend belief when you are interacting with fictional characters–– it is not because when the character says, "you had me at hello," it is actually something a real life person would say that is romantic, deep or even remotely interesting. You suspend belief because in the 2 hour movie, or 300 page novel, or even 10 volume graphic novel a breathing being still cannot be created. . . So you're already suspending belief from the get go.

Also, the way that this Joe-character chooses to interact with those around him is seemingly fictional. I don't know how well I can explain it, but it's like he forges those "lasting relationship" type things kinda out of the blue and it makes me ever so slightly uncomfortable.

I don't think I am doing such a good job of explaining this fictioness. That is because I don't want to give away specific details because I do not want to hurt "Joe's" feelings. See, I don't think he knows he is fictional. I think, perhaps, he accidentally fell out of a warm-hearted children's tale or one of those cheesey "indy" flicks. Probably he just fell out and didn't even realize it. Like that movie "Enchanted" except he is less confused than that princess who does know she fell out of her cartoon. (I don't think this guy's from a cartoon though.) So, he most likely fell out of his story and has just continued his life as if he were still in it.

So I can't let him know that he is fictional. But really, in reality, he is. It is rather intriguing if you consider it thoroughly: a fictional breathing character!? Well, it can't be long until he is a no longer fictional or something like that. Anyway, though it is intriguing it is also rather infuriating because I cannot relate or understand anything of this Joe-fellow. He is just too fictional and it confuses my head. The End.

Love, Calla and her kitties

Calla's Twentieth Post

This is just really quick to say that inside the Bobst Library (which is the NYU library next to the park they stole) there is a lot of wasted space. I don't go to NYU but I went to their library and said, "wow, what a lot of wasted space they could build a wildlife reserve in here." So that is what I think they should do. It would be for small animals that can utilize vertical space because that is where so much of the wasted space is. So, it could be for spider-monkeys or batfriends. I think that they should do that because there is not enough space for the furry animal friends.

Also, I have a monster egg on my face. When the egg hatches the little monster will crawl all over my face and lay more eggs in my nose because they reproduce asexually or something somehow.

I told you this would be just really quick and it was because now it is over.

Love,
Calla.
My fluffernutter peanut butter boy is snoring!!!!!! I don't know where Mama is.

GUEST CAT I This is Fluffy Wuffy Queen Moggy. She lives with Tabby's parents.

Calla's Eighth Post

This is my fairy friend!! I made her in the game second life. I wanted to make a person and so Tabby downloaded second life for me and he named her Calla Waffle. I said, "Calla Waffleface!?" in complete disbelief, "Her name is Calla Waffleface!? WAFFLEface?" That is how I said it. . . with the emphasis on 'Waffle' since 'face' isn't part of her name. That is not her name though. That is only what Tabby named her. He named her that before I even made her. . . and wow, did I make her super super cute. Really her name is Princessface. NO, that's also not her name, but she does look like a fairy princess because she is so so beautiful. But REALLY, all fairies are this pretty. That is why I wish I was a fairyfacefriend. Her real name is Caprica like Caprica Six. But my Caprica friend wasn't integral to the cylon plot of nuking the twelve human home worlds. My Caprica likes humans. (Though she is shy around them.) She goes by Rica so as not to be confused with the fictional Caprica Six. She thinks that would be a bad association, because, like I said, Rica likes human people and Caprica Six tried to kill them all. (Though really Caprica Six likes human people now, and even was in love with psycho-face Baltar for so long.)

Anyway, Rica lives with all the other woodland fairies. She is kind of an outcast though, because she is shy around fairy people. Her best friends are a bat named Luna and a dragon named August. They all like to fly around together because Rica can fly even though she doesn't have wings. They like to fly over mountain ranges the best, and they like to fly at night because Luna flies better at night. They have one human friend. He is a spy for the human queen. Rica thinks she might be in love with him, which makes her even more shy than she already is!! But wow, is her facey adorable!? (It is. . . I made her face so so so cute. I'm good at doing that.)

Probably sometime I will have a story to tell you about Rica. But right now, I really don't! She will do a survey though (like we are 12 again!!) so that you can get to know her. Here is it.

Name :	Caprica
Nick Name :	Rica
* Birthdate :	January 6, 1989
* Birthplace:	The woodlands
Current Location:	Luna's cave
Eye Color:	dark brown
Hair Color:	red
Weight:	??
Height:	??
Any Tattoos:	Only where August bit me for luck.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:	none
Vehicle:	none
Overused Phrase:	I'll race you to the moon
FAVORITES
* Food:	blackberries
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:	The Owl's Stump
Candy:	Licorice
* Number:	32
* Color:	green
Animal:	bat/dragon
Drink:	rose water
Body Part on Opposite sex:	finger tips
Perfume:	Saturnalia
TV Show:	I don't have a TV
Music Album:	Anything with a harp
Movie:	I've never seen one
Actor/Actress:	??
This or That
* Pepsi or Coke:	Rose water
McDonalds or BurgerKing:	I don't eat processed foods
Chocolate or Vanilla	cacao seeds FOR SURE. hmmm. . .
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:	coffee beans
Kiss or Hug:	cuddles
Dog or Cat:	dragons and bats
Rap or Punk:	neither
* Summer or Winter:	winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:	I've never seen one
* Love or Money:	LOVE
YOUR...
* Bedtime:	When the sun rises
* Most Missed Memory:	The time that Vallen squeezed my hand
* Best physical feature:	my ears
First Thought Waking Up:	Vallen
Ambition:	forge community b/w woodland creatures and humans
Best Friends:	Luna and August
Weakness:	I'm shy
Fears:	rejection
Longest relationship:	. . .
HAVE YOU...
* Cheated Your Partner:	I've never had a partner
* Ever been beaten up:	no
* Ever beaten someone up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	no
Ever Skinny Dipped:	Fairies don't think of it as skinny dipping! It's called swimming.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:	no
Been Dumped Lately:	no
IN A GUY/GIRL
* Favorite Eye Color:	DARK brown
* Favorite Hair Color:	Black
Short or Long:	long
Height:	my height
Style:	?
* Looks or Personality:	Both
Hot or Cute	Cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:	Skinny
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:	Lyonesse
How do you want to Die:	I don't want to.
Been to the Mall Lately:	never
Get along with your Parents:	not recently
* Health Freak:	By human standards, yes. By fairy standards, not at all
Do you think your Attractive:	only on Sundays
* Believe in Yourself:	What does that mean?
Want to go to College:	no
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Drink:	Only Lilac wine
Shower Daily:	no
* Been in Love:	. . .
Do you Sing:	daily
Want to get Married:	perhaps
Do you want Children:	maybe
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:	. . .
Hate anyone: of course not!

That is her survey. I hope you feel you've gotten to know her a little better.

Here is another picture of her instead of of my kitty meows.

Love, Calla and her kitties

Post no. 2

So my blog is still broken. The notice said that if I requested a review of my blog, the problem would be fixed in two days. The notice lied. I also can't find a way to contact anyone who could possibly fix the problem. All the links on this website just lead me to the FAQ Help page or to some blogger help group where I can connect to people with the same problem without a solution.


It is like my blog is in a virtual reality psychological-thriller. Just imagine my blog is anthropomorphic and you'll understand. (OK, maybe you won't.) So she was born pretty much fully formed like Athena, right? And she is going about her daily business when suddenly she finds herself trapped behind a wall. There is no logical reason for her to be stuck behind said wall. Yet, luckily, there is already a well established procedure for leaving. The steps she must take to escape are broadcast to her from, let's say, a loudspeaker that she's unable to locate. She proceeds with these instructions, and as soon as she is finished the original message is repeated to her verbatim, once again, from an unidentifiable location. She now knows she must uncover the source of the message. She journeys far and wide in search of someone to whom she can speak, someone who will offer her a solution. Every time she feels herself getting close to the answer, she finds herself back at her starting place as if she is wandering through some tripped out maze. As she wanders through the labyrinth again and again she begins to discover others. Yet none of these can help her return to her old life; they are all in the same predicament as our protagonist. And every one of them remains trapped behind the wall.


Kinda reminds you of Kafka a little, huh?