Calla's Fifty-Eighth Post

Something cute happened today. Maybe it happened other days too, but I didn't see it until today. This cuteness went on for a minute or so. But I only taped a few seconds.



Do you like how someone got a bathy!? I never had kitties that cleaned each other before! Is it normal for cats to do that if they didn't grow up together or if one is not the parent of the other? It makes me happy that they love each other and sad because Fuffers is eight years older than the Mama Kitty. It scares me that he will die and she will be sad. :( But she had a friend who died before, and she seems perfectly adjusted. So probably I am just projecting my own feelings about how I would be sad if someone special died onto the Mama.

So, that fictional guy we are calling "Joe." I realized that I was not giving any details as to not give away who this "Joe" fellow really is. SO, this might be hard to explain exactly how fictional he is.

Well, he had a fictional wedding. It was seriously something out of a novel. Well, I'll just tell you details because "you" doesn't exist because no one reads this blog. Well, the ceremony was in a church in the middle of nowhere in the middle of a blizzard right off of a Great Lake. And then the reception was in a town hall without running water lit mostly by candles in mason jars. Now you're asking yourself, from what time period is this fictional character, huh?

Well, so then he and his wife decided to drive around the country and they stopped in a state that shall remain nameless and decided to move there! So, they asked a waitress what a good neighborhood in which to live would be. And they looked at a house that was having an open house, and they liked it, but it was already sold :( But then they found out the person who bought it was a realitor, so this guy showed them another house. And they liked it, and they put a down payment on it. How movie is that?

So, this is the best part, Tabby looked up this town that they had moved into. . . and IT IS THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF TOWN AS THE ONE THE SAID CHARACTER WAS TRYING TO LEAVE. (see: hippies and vegan food.) So, it is just perfect that a fictional character would do that. It is so he can learn the lesson that it is not about WHERE you are, but about WHO you are. But really, it might be about where he is. He just didn't do any research before purchasing a home. Had he done any, he probably wouldn't've wanted to move there.

So, I guess his identity is blown for anyone who knows him and is reading this. Really, he is fictional! DON'T TELL HIM THOUGH. I don't want to hurt his feelings. But oh, he is so fictional.

Love,
Calla and her kitties

P.S. it takes so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so long for videos to upload on here! It didn't take so long when I uploaded those Obama ones. So I am confused. And sad. :( See, that is the frowny face of somebody sad.