Showing posts with label Delirium. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Delirium. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Calla's Fifty-Fifth Post

I have just stumbled upon some distressing news. . . The ghost bands may not be able to make me laugh much longer. (ha! I cracked a smile just writing that line! The ghost band is the funniest thing in the world! AHHHH! John Allison is a comic genius!) Alright, but for serious, the ghost bands are not actually in the comic, and I still have the shirt. . . so no, they will make me laugh for ever and ever and ever until the shirt gets worn out. . . And then I will laugh at pictures of myself wearing the shirt!! But, to the point. John Allison may soon discontinue Scary-go-Round and start something new. http://sgrblog.blogspot.com/2009/02/state-of-onion.html In theory, I get this. If one focuses on the same project for seven years, one is bound to get burnt out. But I will cry, cry, cry when Comrade Bat and Shelly Winters are no longer in my life! Just like I am so sad that Delirium is no longer in my life. I get way too attached to these fictional people (and animal-friends). It is highly dysfunctional of me. It is the same way I think all my stuffed animals are alive.

Oh, that song from the last post is super swell, huh? In bed the night after that bad movie Tabby was all, "that was like a David Bowie song or something." And THEN, without warning, he sang "I got an empathy virus." I laughed so so hard. So hard like the ghost bands, and the Abraham Lincoln story, and the Painter with the Sombrero (see Calla's Third Post for a complete description of how amazing all those things truly are!) And I said, "sing more! Sing more!!" while I was in hysterics. And at first he would not!! He would not sing more because he said he didn't know how; so I helped. I sang, "and I can't go out in the sun." And then he finally started singing more. And oh-so-quickly I found a receipt and a red marker and began transcribing the most awesomest song in the world ever. (Besides the one where Baby Kitty tap dances. . . I don't know if that is on here though.)

Ok, so there is so much more more more to say. I have to tell you more about that fictional person I know in real live life. But I don't remember his code name. So I have to look that up first.

What I have to say is that Dollhouse was on last Friday. Now, Dollhouse was alright. (Though Tahmoh Penekitt [however one spells his name!] was not in it nearly enough.) But it wasn't believable at all. Joss Whedon set up these villains of sorts, right? Like the people in charge of the agents (or whatever they were called) convince themselves they do their work to help people, but they don't actually do that. Or so I thought was the set up. THEN they went and didn't erase Echo's (who is Faith in Buffy, who has a name when she is not acting, but I don't know what it is.) memory so that she could go save that little girl. It was such predictable story-telling. Now, had Ron Moore been telling a story like this, he would've gotten the audience invested in the situation, made us all eager for the child to get saved, and then it wouldn't've happened, because it is not believable that it happened. Overall, it was a good show. The concept is interesting, Helo is in it (and he is a better actor than everyone else around him!), the pacing was right on, there weren't cheesy U2 or Coldplay songs in the background (that I can remember at least), I was immediately invested in the story and the characters (it helped that one is Helo.), though it seemed that was a stand alone episode the ending appears that it will still be tied to the overall series. So, as far as TV goes, it was ok. But then Galactica came on immediately. . . and the OPENEING SEQUENCE, THE RECAP, was better than Dollhouse. Once Galactica is in one's life, no TV show will ever be on par again. (except maybe Mad Men. That's pretty good.) Just as when the ghost bands enter your life, there is no other T-Shirt worth wearing.

Though, I did buy the Eggbert shirt in honor of Shelley. But here is the problem. Blue is a really ugly color. So I can't really bring myself to wear it that often. Also, I didn't buy it. Tabby bought it for me for Christmas because I asked him too. I wish it was green, black, brown, white, or even purple. Blue is ugly.

Want to know what I don't understand? Why people think the U.S. constitution is sacred. The old men who wrote it weren't gods or even oracles. They don't know any better than I or you do. (That should say you or I, I suppose. . . but I am narcisistic [hence the fact that I keep this blog], so I am leaving it the way it is.) So, it is weird that if something is "unconstitutional" it is deemed evil. This is all brought up, of course, by D.C. wanting voting rights. And I think they should have them even though the constitution says STATES have representatives in congress. TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION IS TYRANNY. (Probably our founding fathers overreacted a bit, no? Come on? Tyranny? Maybe mean would be a better word.) Though, I forget who said this, but someone said we should just stop taxing residents of D.C. HAHAHAHA! I love it. Colbert enlightened me to that guy who said that. Colbert is also a comic genius.

I am not sure if this picture of myself is up on a different post or not. If it is, I'm sorry for the re-run, but I wanted to put it up.



The kitties are playing with a toy!! No, Mama is playing, and the Baby Fuffersface does not understand how! :( It makes me so so so so sad to watch him try. He can't figure out he has to stick his paws in the slots and mostly just hits the side of the contraption. Though once in a while he gets his hand in the right spot and I think perhaps he will learn! But he doesn't. He is not the brightest crayon in the box. BUT HE SURE IS THE CUTEST!!!


Love,
Calla and the FURRY GUYS!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Calla's Twenty-Second Post

Alright,
So,
I asked Neil Gaiman what happened to Barnabas and he pretty much told me he died. Now, this makes sense on one level. Barnabas is good at looking after Delirium, so she wouldn't have to go with the endless formerly known as Destruction (hahaha.) if her puppyfriend was still around. And Barnabas had to be alive for like at least 15 human years. . . That is a long time for a cuteface puppyfriend!

So, ok, here is why it is still confusing to my head: Barnabas was a special kind of talking puppy, so I wasn't so sure he would ever die, or that he would die so soon. Also, Barnabas was so well acquainted with the Endless that I am confused about how Death can just come and take him away!! Where did he go? Was he sad because he thought Death was just coming to visit and then she was like "nope Barnabas, it's your time!" And how come like Matthew got to be dead and then go into Dream's realm? Daniel's nicer than Morpheus. . . Couldn't he have let Barnabas stick around in dreams? WHATEVER.

Also, I had hoped that Barnabas was just watching Delirium's realm for her. But I guess he is dead. I guess that is why Delirium extra-needed to be watched by someone. That was HER puppyfriend. Oh I love Barnabas and Delirium.

I told Neil Gaiman to write more Delirium 'cause I MISS her. And he said he misses her too. But I think he thinks I'm stupid 'cause I was shy and scared to ask him my questions because they were embarrassing and stupid and not really real questions because I don't think Neil Gaiman CARES what happened to Barnabas. I think he just didn't write him into that last story 'cause he didn't feel like it, but I'm all like,"why was he in the story BEFORE THAT then!?" So, anyway, he thinks I'm dumb but I hope he writes a Delirium spin-off, and even though she is an endless and Barnabas only lived with her for probably 13 or 14 years or something, I hope he is in the spin-off a little. This was all full of run-on sentences. Sometimes I like run-on sentences.

[aside: sometimes on my blog the colors and font randomly don't work because blogger.com is NOT the best thing in the world.]

My eyes are tired and they burn because of homework and computers combined. But I am on the computer right now anyway.

Did you know Delirium's my favorite?

This is unrelated to Delirium now. Barack Obama said they needed a shelter dog that was hypoallergenic and greyhounds are hypoallergenic. That can help solve the Massachusettes problem. Remember? Look it up in an earlier post to remember. But Obama said most shelter dogs were "mutts like me." And then Tabby was cute 'cause Tabby said, "Obama didn't seem black but bi-racial like me." I thought he was cute for saying that. It is good that even adults get to have some of this hope. Like it doesn't only affect black kids or black adults or biracial kids. . . it is for everyone. And it is good. And this is crazy sounding.

Love,
Calla and TWO meow-faces.

I have to warn you this kitty-cat picture will be a little gross. It is a sequel to "Get your butt outa my face!!!" from my October 4, 2008 post entitled "Calla's Third Post" (a.k.a. "I am not lying about the Ghost Bands. . .") Scroll down to see.



















Like I said, this is the sequel to "Get your butt outa my face please!!!" and this time he says, "Oh, since I like to smell your butt I thought you wanted mine in your face!" EWWWWWWW. My cats are gross I guess. Maybe this is a prequel? I dunno. I took it afterwards so they could relate to each other.