Post no. 2

So my blog is still broken. The notice said that if I requested a review of my blog, the problem would be fixed in two days. The notice lied. I also can't find a way to contact anyone who could possibly fix the problem. All the links on this website just lead me to the FAQ Help page or to some blogger help group where I can connect to people with the same problem without a solution.


It is like my blog is in a virtual reality psychological-thriller. Just imagine my blog is anthropomorphic and you'll understand. (OK, maybe you won't.) So she was born pretty much fully formed like Athena, right? And she is going about her daily business when suddenly she finds herself trapped behind a wall. There is no logical reason for her to be stuck behind said wall. Yet, luckily, there is already a well established procedure for leaving. The steps she must take to escape are broadcast to her from, let's say, a loudspeaker that she's unable to locate. She proceeds with these instructions, and as soon as she is finished the original message is repeated to her verbatim, once again, from an unidentifiable location. She now knows she must uncover the source of the message. She journeys far and wide in search of someone to whom she can speak, someone who will offer her a solution. Every time she feels herself getting close to the answer, she finds herself back at her starting place as if she is wandering through some tripped out maze. As she wanders through the labyrinth again and again she begins to discover others. Yet none of these can help her return to her old life; they are all in the same predicament as our protagonist. And every one of them remains trapped behind the wall.


Kinda reminds you of Kafka a little, huh?