My plan if I'm ever turned into a vampire:
I'd go to my Priest (Don't worry he's an open minded Episcopal, he won't stake me or anything nuts.) and work out a deal, as long as I finance the project, he will consecrate wine for me daily. Then I seriously just live off of Christ's blood alone. But don't worry, it's consensual. Jesus told us to drink his blood and we'd live forever. It would be LITERALLY true for me. haha So creepy. Now I kinda hope I get turned into a vampire...