Sunday, February 15, 2009

Calla's Fifty-Third Post pt. 3

I'm mad they're not dead. I hope his wife divorces him, but he can't figure out why because he has no memory of the ugly chick. OH, even ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND is better than this. They do the "erasing my loved one" thing so much more effectively.


So, NOTHING happened in this film. . . great. What is this stupid song? It sounds like Coldplay. Probably it is. OH, I'm so so sorry you don't exist annoying girl. The desert isn't so bad anyway, right?

They ALL have boring sex. That girl needs to move on. The empathy virus probably WAS affecting his judgement. . .I don't need to stare at your lonely face for 10 minutes. He wants to have boring sex with his wife. . .and he doesn't miss you and you have no reason to miss him. . . What, you were looking for him in your dreams for 19 or 20 years or something!? Since you were like 6!? THAT'S dumb. This movie is pointless. The credits are running. . . and that movie sucked. It was as bad as that movie Roz made us watch one time where the dying woman cheats on her husband and refuses to tell him she's dying.

So, here's a list.
Bladerunner= does the atmosphere and mood better
1984 = does the surveillance better
Eternal Sunshine = does the memory erase of loved ones better
Being John Malkovich = does the mind control way better (that movie made me want to puke it was so effective. I can never watch it again.)
1984 = does the mind control better in the same way this movie was trying to do it.
Gattaca = does the genetic stuff better.

This movie did nothing good. NEVER WATCH IT. It will be the biggest waste of your time. You mi'swell watch some good movies.

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