So, this is my newest post. I don't know what it will say!!! It is maybe a surprise for both you and I. That was a little rhyme, that last sentence was. I'm sleepyface. Are you sleepyface? I'm watching John McCain and Larry King chit-chat. McCain really needs to drop that town hall meeting thing. I love Larry King. He's so chill. He'll let anyone come on and say whatever s/he wants. He just sits back and asks simple questions every now and again to spur the conversation forward. And he's so short with people if they get off track– to the point and always dry. I love it. I can't stand the anchors with these cheesey personalities or fake passions. (Lou Dobbs and his stupid smile!! AH I HATE IT!) Basically, Larry King just seems like a nice, but no bullshit, kinda guy. I like him. I would like to be interviewed by Larry King. . . I think I need to either be famous or do something important first.
My fifth grade teacher thought that I would one day be President of this grand ol' country. (That would be important AND make me famous) However, there are a few problems with that assumption. (1) I am far too nutty and far too left. For example, I am in love with Congressman Dennis Kucinich. . . I would never be President for the same reasons he will never be President. We don't understand the importance of compromising on ANY position. We stick to our guns about things other people think aren't even worth while. (Like family farms and animal rights) So, you see, I would only be able to gain a small constituency like my man Kucinich has. (2) I don't want to run the country because I'm not in love with it like all those other politicians are. (Here is where Kucinich and I differ greatly. . . This is the reason he is a congressman and I could probably not even get elected by that many people.) No, so, basically, what I mean is, I don't want to have to walk around talking about how U.S. America is the greatest place on earth and I don't want to wear a big cheesy flag pin like Govenor Palin. (3) I HAVE NO DESIRE TO LIVE IN D.C. I just don't. First off, there is taxation without representation there! Isn't that why the Revolutionaries freaked out on England in the first place? So yeah, I would not feel right running the country from a place that is, in all reality, underrepresented- the contradiction and irony would be too much for me to take. Also, the school system is so failing and I plan on adopting kids and I also plan on sending my kids to public schools. Rich people canNOT keep sending their kids to private/religious schools because that is why there is no pressure to FIX the public school system. Nonetheless, I am not uprooting my hypothetical children out of their semi-failing NYC public school to bring them to a big-time-failing D.C. public school. . . That's just not nice. Um, why else don't I want to live in D.C.? Because I like it HERE!
So, that is what I have to say for the day: I will never be your Presdient (and aren't you relieved!) However, I do enjoy being opinionated and freaking out about politics, so probably one day I will be on a community board. That will be fun. And maybe I can get elected to the board because my community is liberalweird like I am, and that is one reason I like it where I am. (Is that bad? I should be somewhere where I can make a difference?) I can still make a difference. EVERY COMMUNITY NEEDS WORK.
The End for today.
Love, Calla and meow meow meow faces!
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